Fred – The Chaotic Monkey
If you ask Rallar or Niller to describe Fred in one phrase, they'd probably blurt out: "That damn monkey." And honestly? They wouldn't be wrong. Chaotic good to his core, Fred is a mix of unfiltered madness, pure unpredictability, and questionable life choices—but somehow, it all just works.
Let’s be real: Fred is sick. Not just physically, but mentally, emotionally, and probably spiritually too. Very, very sick. But behind all the madness, he’s also a Fay Chad, a degenerate with just enough charm to get away with it. Looks like an albino stick bug, but stings like fucking Mike Tyson. A dangerous combination, really.
By trade, Fred is a carpenter—a man who needs to use his hands constantly, shaping and crafting with precision. And yes, before your mind goes there, let’s just address it: he has a thing for hard wood. (?? Stop being freaky ??) But in all fairness, all wood is good wood for Fred. Hard, soft—it doesn’t matter. The man respects his materials.
Outside of work, he’s a football player, proving that even an albino stick bug can be a menace on the field. He’s also got a little brother who’s just as much of a Chad, ensuring that the chaos will continue for at least another generation.
Fred earns a lot of African money, which sounds impressive until you realize that Rallar keeps begging him to buy a new PC—a request that Fred stubbornly refuses to entertain. The result? League of Legends loading screens from hell (Like that game isnt bad enough). Every time he loads in, the entire squad ages 84 years waiting for his prehistoric setup to function.
But despite the madness, the jokes, and the absurdity, Fred has been through his fair share of battles. Life hasn’t always been easy, and he’s had to fight for the things that matter. But in the end, that’s the only fight worth having.
Fred is a perverse.. sick.. insane.. and disturbingly unhinged albino stick bug…
But FUCK, we love him for that.
